I am chastened. I am done cutting classes and smoking pot in the woods behind the school.
I so wish Bill Gates was my tech support. I used to work at Microsoft. Drove the 520 bridge back and forth, back and forth everyday. Was badged and everything. I was an apprentice low-volt electrician, and pulled CAT-5 cable from the “closets” (servers) to the desks, panic-buttons, key-card entry locks, et cetera. My foreman and I once set off the alarm in Steve Balmer’s office.
Now look at me. I can’t get my blog set up. God.