I can’t help reblogging her, she’s too funny to be missed. But after this, you’re on your own, people. Your welcome.
I’ve heard about people on TV doing poppers but I didn’t know what they are, so I mentioned them to a friend and he was like, “Poppers. Yeah. They relax your butthole”. I was pretty sure he was just fucking with me but he’s usually pretty reliable so I decided to check the internet. Then Google was, “Poppers? Sure I know what poppers are…”
I think Google is a little out of touch.
But all of the other search result were about the drug. Turns out it’s a club drug that relaxes your butthole. I’m not sure why you’d want to take a drug that makes your sphincter relax and then go wild at a disco because that sounds like a recipe for disaster, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
PS. Hang on. My friend explained it all to me. I feel very old now. Also, he pointed out that some…
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