The Finger Poem assignment

I’ve tried but I got nothing.  The well is dry today so before I go into a full-on block, I’m giving you a link to someone who has a LOT to say about fingers.  Specifically, giving the finger.  I hope you’ve been doing your Kegels.

https://bostonwordnerd.wordpress.com/2014/09/16/50-ways-to-give-the-finger-2-the-i-dont-even-have-time-for-this-finger/

You’re welcome.