Limerick post: one clean, one dirty

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There was an old goose with no mate.

It seemed that would just be her fate.

But she finally got lucky

hooked up with a ducky

thus proving it’s never too late.

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(and now the dirty-ish one)

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She once was a girl with no butt,

as a mate she did not make the cut.

So she added some hip fat,

now boys want to hit that

She’s out of a long dating rut.

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Aside: I can barely think of names for my own poetry.  How do people think of names for their haikus and limericks?? In any case, that was really fun – I could do this all day long.

Help! I can’t access the assignments.

Hi All,

As someone said here in Writing 101, I am late to the party. I’ve had tech problems so much so that I’ve spent more time dealing with them here and on

Blogging 101, than actually blogging or writing

.

So I’m asking, If anyone sees this S.O.S would you send me an email with, or link to, the assignments thus far, in Writing 101? I signed up for the class but I have yet to engage and write.

My address is herenow1@clear.net.

Ever feel like that cart in the grocery store that has the one f****-up wheel? (By the way I’m tr

ying to stop swearing on the page, at least publicly. Even thinking of pitching an article to Cosmo, Confessions of a Reformed Potty-mouth. Anyone feel free to use the idea, just send me a copy so I can see how it turns out!)

Thanks so much in advance,

Dusty

#Writing 101 #Assignment.

PS My “ENTER” has stopped working. Doh!